Suddenly, you see your disappointment and failure of a cousin Melvin. He waddles up to you, the ground shaking with each step and points. His mouth opens in this annoying, ear piercing laugh.
"AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He wails in an annoying, high pitched, ear piercing, screaching wail, your ears begin to hurt. "YOU LOOK SO STUPID! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
He can barely contain himself, and nearly falls. You catch him, secretly saving the world from assured destruction if he had fallen over. You look down at him, you're incredibly mad.
"Who does this fat kid think he is?" You think to yourself. "This is my favorite hat!" You yell back.
"No wonder! Only an idiot like you would wear something like that! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He wails, your ears ready to explode. You seeth in anger.
What do you say?