"Listen here fatso!" You yell angrily. "How about I go tell your dad. Oh wait! I can't! Because he left you and Aunt Karen for his secretary!"
"HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!" He wails. "IM TELLING MY MOMMY!" He thumps away down the hall. You watch this 27 year old man round the corner to go snitch on you to his mom.
Suddenly, there comes a booming yell. "WHO SHAID THAT TO MY PRESHIOUS BABY!?" Suddenly your aunt Karen thumps down the hall. "HOW DARE YOU DISHRESHPECT MY SHWEET ANGEL!"
She approaches quick, pulling her hand back, ready to strike, what do you do?
Fight.
Hide.