You return back to your room, and take off the hat, and find...
YOUR MOMS CAR KEYS!
You sneak out of your window and make it to the car.
You start the car and drive away, driving straight for your dads house.
You arrive, and your dad welcomes you in. You eat there, and play Call of Duty on the Xbox for the rest of the night while drinking mini coca cola cans.
YOUVE ACHIEVED THE TRUE ENDING